captainimprobable:

minorly:

royaltie:

dvniela:

If you ever get sad, remember that there’s a mash-up of “Under the Sea” and “Ms. New Booty.”

favourite ever

holy FUCK

I’M GOING TO FUCKSING CRY I CANT BREATHE OMFG

A classic.

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pxlbyte:

Fan Made Fallout Monopoly by Andrew K

:O

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I’m a pervert (ノ￣ー￣)ノ

You’re a pervert ヘ(￣ー￣ヘ)

We’re all perverts (ノ￣ω￣)ノ

leagueanimeandboobs:

Ignore Hitler.

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im an adult

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Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

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bloodvon:

sexintartarus:

excuse you our porn is of the finest quality

sexintartarus:

excuse you our porn is of the finest quality

crystalhwll:

Harriet Potter by maaria

i…

i can’t.

this is

the best thing.

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vanillish:

tweenking:

vanillish:

tweenking:

Some ladies say I’m a real

how

spend the night with me babe i bet you’re a real

sounds like a real

alright come over about

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do moms diss each other with “ur son” jokes

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So my neighbor just came running into our living room covered in red holding a knife

I cried and passed out

Next thing I know I wake up on the floor and my mum’s giving her tips on how to wash the pasta sauce off herself and her walls

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